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[cactusy]

1) Post your characters, one per comment
2) Go around with your characters and have them ask other characters questions-- anything goes!
3) Forced honesty time! Lying is impossible because of reasons
4) ICly discuss the confessions and revelations

Comments

[ichoosefight]

Do you like me? Just a little bit?

[ Testing that theory! ]

[cactusy]

Not really, but I don't hate you, either.

[ichoosefight]

Booooo.

Well.

What was your least favorite way to die?

cw: suicide

[cactusy]

Shooting myself in front of my girlfriend because I didn't know how else to keep her safe.

cw: suicide

[ichoosefight]

Damn. [ She winces. ] Tell me you didn't go for the head, at least?

cw: suicide

[cactusy]

What would be the point of anywhere else?

cw: suicide

[ichoosefight]

I mean, I guess if it wasn't real, it doesn't really matter in the end... It just seems like a really unneccessary horror for her, having to see... you know...

[ Your skull explode. ]

cw: suicide

[cactusy]

Yeah.

I wasn't exactly thinking straight. All I was thinking about was that it was better me than her.

cw: suicide

[ichoosefight]

I can get that. It's hard to think when it comes to people you love. Especially when your first instinct is to jump in front of a bullet for them.

cw: suicide

[cactusy]

She's got a habit of trying to do that for us, too.

[Shaw, you have no room to talk!]

[ichoosefight]

I bet that's part of what you like about her, though.

[cactusy]

The bravery, the impulsivity, the devotion - yeah. The dying? Not so much.

You're not talking about how I'm too socially awkward for a love life. Gotta say, I'm surprised.

[ichoosefight]

I mean, I dated a guy who got distracted when we were about to kiss and accidentally pushed me over. I can't really talk.

[cactusy]

Pushed you over? Seriously? That's not awkward, that's just clumsy.

[ichoosefight]

I mean, that's kind of on me. I was leaning in pretty far, at sort of a weird angle. He only pushed me away like, 2 inches. I just really wasn't expecting him to have moved.

I don't think he noticed I was gonna kiss him.

[cactusy]

This is what your frame of reference is when you call me awkward? I'm insulted.

[Not really, but.]

[ichoosefight]

Naw, you're more like the guy who's tall, dark and brooding. Who I did not date, before you get that image, he's old enough to be my dad.

He doesn't know how to talk to people, so mostly he just doesn't. He'll pull the most ridiculous crap to make things happen when he could have just used his words.

He has an on-again-off-again girlfriend, sort of, and she's a total babe. Pretty nice, too, as long as you don't get on her bad side. She even has a sense of humor. I have no idea what she sees in him, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

[ Is she this chatty because of the meme, or just because she likes to talk shit about Bruce? The world may never know. ]

[cactusy]

I have a sense of humor. Or. Had.

And I don't brood.

[ichoosefight]

You sure sound like you brood. You've got that tone. That brooding, humorless tone. The kind of person that will take a hilarious joke and just stare at you with those judgey eyes.

[cactusy]

You just haven't told any good jokes yet.

[ichoosefight]

Oh, ouch!

I haven't told any jokes to you, you know!

[cactusy]

Gonna take a wild guess now: if you did, they'd be bad.

[ichoosefight]

Now you're just being mean. I make people laugh all the time. And half the time they're laughing *with* me, not *at* me

[cactusy]

I like my own jokes.

[ichoosefight]

Doesn't everyone?