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1) Post your characters, one per comment
2) Go around with your characters and have them ask other characters questions-- anything goes!
3) Forced honesty time! Lying is impossible because of reasons
4) ICly discuss the confessions and revelations

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You sure sound like you brood. You've got that tone. That brooding, humorless tone. The kind of person that will take a hilarious joke and just stare at you with those judgey eyes.

You just haven't told any good jokes yet.

Oh, ouch!

I haven't told any jokes to you, you know!

Edited 2023-06-13 02:22 (UTC)

Gonna take a wild guess now: if you did, they'd be bad.

Now you're just being mean. I make people laugh all the time. And half the time they're laughing *with* me, not *at* me

I like my own jokes.

Doesn't everyone?

A humorless person wouldn't.

A humorless person wouldn't make jokes at all

My point exactly.

I didn't say you're exactly the same as Batman, just that you sound like him.

If you're thinking of me as some weird replacement figure--

Not even a little. And it's not like we're close. He's more like... My friends' helicopter dad?

He'd be a real asset here, but I really don't need a stand-in.

Good.

Don't worry, you get to be my friend for your own special self.

I told the other guy, I'm too tired for more friends.

And I told you, it's not something you have a choice in. You have been claimed. You are my friend.

I'm not joking.

Neither am I.

You don't have to freak out about it. It just means I care what happens to you. It's not like you have to do anything.

You think that's what it's about?

No. But I do think that you can't stop people from caring about you. And maybe you don't want to know about it, but I think it's important for people to know that someone cares.

Remember that I can't lie right now when I say that I would rather nobody cared for me ever again. It's not a psychological need for me, and it's better this way.

Well, that's sad, but it also doesn't change the facts.

I have a dog. I'll be fine.

You'll be fine regardless. The fact that I care about you doesn't harm you in any way.

Except for whatever this is right now. Minor panic attack?