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[cactusy]

1) Post your characters, one per comment
2) Go around with your characters and have them ask other characters questions-- anything goes!
3) Forced honesty time! Lying is impossible because of reasons
4) ICly discuss the confessions and revelations

Comments

[timaeus]

I'm not really pressed about whether he thinks I wanna fuck animals that haven't even existed for centuries. Might as well be calling me a dragonfucker.

[ichoosefight]

That sounds like an improvement. I mean, dragons are pretty cool.

...You realize you're in a world now that does have mammals, right? They kinda exist right now.

[timaeus]

That's not news. Humans are mammals, too.

[And, after a beat:]

...I'd be pretty jazzed to see a real, full-sized horse. But I don't think this is their natural environment.

[ichoosefight]

I dunno, I don't think it's the natural environment for dinosaurs, either.

...Wait, are you human? Are you counting yourself as being extinct?

[timaeus]

I'm human, so long as cloning isn't a disqualifier. But I don't think being the last man on Earth really counts much in that sense anyway.

[ichoosefight]

That's a fair point.

Are you, like, working on that? Or is it kind of a done deal?

The end of human kind, I mean.

Like, not in a gross way. You know what I mean.

[timaeus]

Yeah, it's all cool now. Fresh new universe with a non-flooded Earth, additional hunans borrowed from other timelines and universes, etc. Which is good, because I'm not likely to have any more kids anytime soon.

[ichoosefight]

...Does that mean you have kids now?

[timaeus]

Technically I'm the father to two teenagers.

[ichoosefight]

Technically, because of the cloning thing?

[timaeus]

Yes, because of the cloning thing. Trust me, I'm not reproducing through any traditional methods.

[ichoosefight]

I mean, okay... I'm not judging or anything. It just must be weird, having kids that you didn't really, y'know, have.

[timaeus]

It's hardly the weirdest shit we've dealt with. Neither of them think of me like that, anyway. In true deadbeat ectodad fashion, I've barely even interacted with my clone-daughter.

[ichoosefight]

That makes sense.

I'm sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable. It's a topic I'm interested in, just in general.

[ Personal reasons. ]

[timaeus]

Which topic, cloning? Batshit convoluted family dynamics? Or just other people's weird personal drama in general?

[ichoosefight]

...Having kids?

[timaeus]

Oh.

[He doesn't emote much, but there's a microexpression going on that vaguely resembles a wince.]

Sorry, I guess that should have been the obvious option.

[ichoosefight]

It's not that obvious, really. We're both pretty young.

[ Which is. Why it interests her. ]