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1) Post your characters, one per comment
2) Go around with your characters and have them ask other characters questions-- anything goes!
3) Forced honesty time! Lying is impossible because of reasons
4) ICly discuss the confessions and revelations

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Hmm. Makes what Ben thinks even worse somehow. Like it wasn't bad enough already. I can't actually tell how serious he is.

I'm not really pressed about whether he thinks I wanna fuck animals that haven't even existed for centuries. Might as well be calling me a dragonfucker.

That sounds like an improvement. I mean, dragons are pretty cool.

...You realize you're in a world now that does have mammals, right? They kinda exist right now.

That's not news. Humans are mammals, too.

[And, after a beat:]

...I'd be pretty jazzed to see a real, full-sized horse. But I don't think this is their natural environment.

I dunno, I don't think it's the natural environment for dinosaurs, either.

...Wait, are you human? Are you counting yourself as being extinct?

I'm human, so long as cloning isn't a disqualifier. But I don't think being the last man on Earth really counts much in that sense anyway.

That's a fair point.

Are you, like, working on that? Or is it kind of a done deal?

The end of human kind, I mean.

Like, not in a gross way. You know what I mean.

Yeah, it's all cool now. Fresh new universe with a non-flooded Earth, additional hunans borrowed from other timelines and universes, etc. Which is good, because I'm not likely to have any more kids anytime soon.

...Does that mean you have kids now?

Technically I'm the father to two teenagers.

Technically, because of the cloning thing?

Yes, because of the cloning thing. Trust me, I'm not reproducing through any traditional methods.

I mean, okay... I'm not judging or anything. It just must be weird, having kids that you didn't really, y'know, have.

It's hardly the weirdest shit we've dealt with. Neither of them think of me like that, anyway. In true deadbeat ectodad fashion, I've barely even interacted with my clone-daughter.

That makes sense.

I'm sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable. It's a topic I'm interested in, just in general.

[ Personal reasons. ]

Which topic, cloning? Batshit convoluted family dynamics? Or just other people's weird personal drama in general?

...Having kids?

Oh.

[He doesn't emote much, but there's a microexpression going on that vaguely resembles a wince.]

Sorry, I guess that should have been the obvious option.

It's not that obvious, really. We're both pretty young.

[ Which is. Why it interests her. ]

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