TRUTH OR DARE

[cactusy]

1) Post your characters, one per comment.
2) Comment around ICly asking other characters "truth or dare?"
3) Truth is self-explanatory; dares should involve tagging out to another character's top level somehow ("Insult someone you find terrifying", "Tell someone you think is hot one thing you find sexy about them", "Strike up a conversation using the most awkward non-sequitur you can come up with", etc.)

Comments

[desperate_times_right]

Ugh. I'm only not taking a penalty because at least it's the guy who actually helped and not Squalo.

Truth or dare?

[doomcame]

Hugging Squalo will have to be the penalty.

Dare.

[desperate_times_right]

Gross.

Tell the smartest person here the dumbest thing you think they've done.

[If you're going to make her be polite she's going to make you be rude]

[doomcame]

Done. [You made her use her mom voice at Senku.] Truth or dare?

[desperate_times_right]

[Probably going to regret this but…]

Truth.

[doomcame]

Would you actually fuck Ben or-- Eduardo or whatever he's calling himself?

[desperate_times_right]

Yeah, sure. Why not? He's a good time, not bad looking, self-absorbed but in the way where getting you off strokes his ego…

Not if he was really a cop, though. Not for fun, anyway.

[doomcame]

I have so many regrets right now...

[desperate_times_right]

Why? Scared you're gonna catch cooties from my thought crimes? Or are you jealous?

[doomcame]

Do you want me to be jealous?

[desperate_times_right]

Maybe I do! Shows you're still interested, doesn't it?

[doomcame]

I sincerely hope that you don't think the only time I'm interested is in a jail reeking of vomit with an Italian axe murderer watching us. Like if you have just one take-away from me...

[desperate_times_right]

Look, I've been at my best for like, maybe an hour while we’ve been both in person and awake. This has all been really gross and really stupid, and I wouldn't blame you for trying to keep my spirits up in whatever way you could.

Now I'm getting better and even Squalo’s complimenting me [It was for a dare but whatever] so maybe if you want it you've got to step up.

[salamanca]

[ SO pleased. He slides up next to her. ]

I'm flattered.

[desperate_times_right]

Ha, hard enough up for it that someone calling you self-absorbed is a turn-on?

[salamanca]

Are you kidding me? That was the best part!

[ Slowly, carefully, he moves to slide a hand into her back pocket, hoping he'll be smooth enough she won't notice so he can filch anything she might have in there.

You can thank Squalo for this one. ]

[desperate_times_right]

[He might be smooth but she wears really tight jeans and doesn't have her phone anymore]

Nothing in there but my ass, genius. Try the hip satchel.

[salamanca]

[ He is totally NOT blushing as he slowly slides his hand out of her pocket. ]

Good lookin' out.

[ Embarrassed cough. Grin. ]

Squalo put me up to it.

[desperate_times_right]

Of course he did. Someone took some of my shit when we split off from the group so I've got to be sharp.

[salamanca]

Lalo!!! Yo soy Lalo!!! Please to make your acquaintance. Your real acquaintance!

[doomcame]

It would have been so much easier if you were just a dirty cop.

[salamanca]

Why's that?

[doomcame]

It's messier now. Both on this island, as you've obviously found out. And when we get out of here.

[salamanca]

Yeah. Sorry about that. [ He doesn't sound especially sorry, but maybe this is the best he can do. ] But what's messy about it when we leave? You think you and I are going to the same place?

[doomcame]

Considering you can probably name even fewer New Jersey state senators than I can Mexican cartel leaders, it's a possibility.